What The Stars Foretell For Your Working Week
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You will take some ambitious initiatives this week and your management will be impressed. By Friday, you will be leading three additional projects. A promotion is a possibility, no matter how distant it seems.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
This week will be marked by an emphasis on stability and comfort. You will stubbornly resist the new office seating arrangement, even if that yields no results.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Your enthusiastic participation in meetings, emails and office gossip will be duly noticed – by the wrong person.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
This will be a week of heightened emotional sensitivity. You will lend your shoulder to colleagues for comfort and understanding. By Thursday, you will be dealing with four personal crises. None of them will be yours.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
An important presentation will put you in the spotlight and give you the recognition you deserve. However, due to Rahu’s transit in your sign, your boss will take the credit. The positive side is that you can blame Rahu for what was inevitable anyway.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Your analytical abilities and attention to detail will be at their peak, leading you to discover numerous mistakes in a report. You will be rewarded with the responsibility for correcting the entire document.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Harmony and diplomacy will be the hallmarks of this week. You will succeed in resolving a dispute between two colleagues. Both will eventually consider you their common enemy.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You will be blessed with unusually strong powers of observation. An innocuous-looking CC email will reveal something about office politics. But your curiosity could get you stung. Discretion is advised.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Jupiter awakens your adventurous spirit. You will feel an irresistible urge to escape routine, explore new horizons and perhaps resign. By Friday, you will have planned an elaborate holiday you cannot afford.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Patience, discipline, and hard work will be rewarded. Your long-awaited promotion appears to be a distinct possibility. It is also likely that the management may decide to postpone the appraisal cycle.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Thanks to your unconventional thinking, you will come up with a brilliant solution to a complex office problem. The management will reject it as impractical and launch it as its own idea in the second quarter.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Your compassionate nature will compel you to help some struggling colleagues. By the end of the week, you will take on all their work, allowing them to attend a workshop on productivity.
Disclaimer: All the predictions above are completely fictional. Any resemblance to your actual workplace is purely your management’s fault.